partyatsanguines:

Back pain? Have you tried:

haggord:

haggord:

old peter: do you know memes, miles morales? do you know spider-man memes?

f13nds:

*A queen does a split for the 1,000th time on Drag Race*

Rupaul:

cyberkillerxx:

youareanexperience:

lickkaballs:

i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM

@demeters-daughter

“Oh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.”

gothzenyatta:

I long to be one of those skyrim npcs that just hangs around a tavern 24/7 eating bread and starts clapping wildly whenever a bard whips out a drum

violet-official:

70sdaisy:

whaf if we walked around with little animals on our shoulders all the time. what if thats just how it was

- philip pullman, mere moments before writing the golden compass

angimoto:

cue the sad ninja music

tumblr / twitter

h0ney8ee:

same

mushysuggestion:

i wish the world would treat you gently. i wish i could be there for the days when it doesn’t

radical-rin:

Hey so where’s all the Ghost Quartet playing from another room/in an empty cathedral/in the rain/ etc edits??? That’s the perfect album for those sort of edits

biglawbear:

pastel-lavender:

shiraglassman:

missweber:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

just-shower-thoughts:

Humans are so dangerous it literally took nukes to get them to calm down once

piesandfalcs:

piesandfalcs:

but also

y’all ready to see something really galaxy brain? let’s bring this out further.

efflorescentrobot:

cyberwulf:

hollystopeverything:

dracogotgame:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I’M GONNA DO THIS TOO

Omg yes!!

psssssst geek boys this is also a good and correct reaction if someone tells you they haven’t read X graphic novel or played Y videogame

https://xkcd.com/1053/